Chloë Sevigny Makes Bowling Attire Hot

When one thinks of bowling shoes and bowling shirts, stylish isn’t usually what comes to mind. Punny-named teams and embroidered two-toned nightmares, yes. Stylish, no. Leave it to Chloe Sevigny though to boost the hipness factor at a charity bowling event where everyone had to wear the same ugly uniform.  Last night at the Second Stage Theater Company All-Star Bowling Classic, plenty of celebs showed up to support the New York theater, but only Chloe managed to make the mandated look her own. We’ve highlighted her outfit here, but check out some of the less sartorially creative participants below. [Photos: Getty Images]

While Valentine’s Day looks like little more than a well-timed fluffy date movie, its cast is nothing short of all-star. Leading ladies Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba were amidst last night’s star-studded premiere in Hollywood. Though all four actresses have a hard time looking less-than-gorgeous, their red carpet garb was hit-and-miss. While Hathaway dazzled in a mini blue number, the other ladies left us bored and/or horrified. Poor J-Biel evoked candy cane dreams in her frilly disaster of a dress. Alba looked okay from the shoulders down, but her mop was in dire need of a blowout. Jen Garner’s body was bangin’ in a form-fitting strapless frock, but she could’ve chosen something less snooze-inducing. Whose Valentine look do you love?

More pics from the premiere below, including Julia Roberts with niece Emma, Bradley Cooper, Taylor Lautner, and Demi Moore with Ashton Kutcher. [Photos: Getty Images]

While we appreciate Jessica Alba’s attempt to uglify herself as a way to connect with the rest of us mediocre looking Americans, we were still horrified by her hair-tastrophe at the Valentine’s Day premiere last night. Jessica is hot - so she should just be hot at all times. Instead she showed up looking like she had let her hair air dry by hanging her head out the window of a moving car - without any products in it. The horror! Her bangs were all up in her face, her style was flat, and her army of fly-aways will haunt us in our nightmares for years.

So what do you think - do you like Jessica’s shaggy, sloppy style, or do you miss her longer, sleeker look?

We’ve always known Brooklyn Decker modeled, but we’ve mostly admired her work as her husband Andy Roddick’s biggest fan, especially her cool composure court-side during his epic battle against Roger Federer in the Wimbledon finals this past summer. But the 23-year-old model is about to break out as a huge star, as she’s just been named the 2010 cover girl for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

The news was announced last night, and Brooklyn tweeted that she cried three different times as family members kept showing up to surprise her. Awww, what a sweet, emotional, sexy, steamy gal. More of Brooklyn below. [Photo: Walter Iooss Jr./Sports Illustrated]

Lady Gaga isn’t the only fashion-forward pop singer and don’t you forget it! Rihanna took the stage at last night’s Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in an outfit that split the difference between lingerie and shoulder-padded bodysuit, tastefully accessorized with goggles and a sword. Click here to watch her sing “Russian Roulette” and other hits at last night’s concert, as well as performances by Justin Bieber and Timbaland.

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Lady Gaga lets her “little monsters” get under her skin.

Say what you want about her wardrobe, her personal life, her unsightly bruises…but you can’t argue that Lady Gaga is not an artist for her fans. People love her because she never lets the negative buzz get in the way of her devotion to her followers, and now she’s proving her love for her “little monsters” by inking them on her bod for eternity. We have a photo.

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Do you hear us, “Inside Edition?” Stop messing with something that’s already perfect. The tabloid TV show gave our national treasure of the moment, Snooki, a makeover, and the result is “ehhhhhhhh” at best. She looks like an extra playing the role of “sexy secretary” in a soft-core porn. We like our Snooki like we like our pickles - with flavor and bite. Also crunchy (as in hair-gel).

Below we’ve gathered some of our favorite Snook looks, that feature the “Jersey Shore” star flaunting her, uh, natural style, poof and all.  [Photo: NYPost]

Obnoxious blogger Perez Hilton recently reported on his typo-filled “fashion website,” CoCo Perez, that Noah Cyrus is launching a line of children’s lingerie with her best pal Emily Grace. As we dug around the site belonging to the line’s designer, Ooh! La, La! Couture, we found nothing that even resembled lingerie, nor did we see any mention of Miley’s little sister as a partner. So we did a little investigative reporting and called up their office. Perez and his blog slaves should try it sometime!

The good news: Perez’s story is “completely false.” Those words come directly from Jennifer, one of the line’s co-founders. In our brief chat she described her and her partner as “stay at home moms who have daughters.” As for CoCo Perez’s story that they’re responsible for making sexy kids clothes? “We never, never imagined making a line of children’s lingerie. It’s not it the pipelines.”

Oh! La, La! makes cute tutu dresses, and the line is being done with Noah’s BFF Emily Grace, who is a Disney Channel actress and a frequent companion of Noie’s on the red carpet. It’s called “The Emily Grace Collection” and the main purpose of the line (according to their site) is to “promote and raise awareness for her foundation, ‘Lollipops and Rainbows.’” Adds Emily’s publicist Terri Tex, “Noah is not involved in designing the line, but is supporting Emily.”

The pair often wears the dresses on the Noie and Em Show, and they’re cute, appropriate and definitely not lingerie. Nice try Perez! We’d say “stay classy!” but we’re guessing that’s not even possible at this point.

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Cindy Crawford is on the cover of UK Harper’s Bazaar looking stunning, amazing, fierce, hot, unreal…we could go on and on. We grew up when the supermodel was on top of her game and then replaced by Kate Moss and her clique of waifs, so it’s nice to see the mom of two getting some cover-love. Cindy tells the mag, “I think I’m holding it together pretty good,” to which we say, A-DOY! She even looks better than she did back in the day - confident, comfortable, and 100% woman.

Cindy also reveals that she gave up on the plastic surgery game long ago. “I haven’t done Botox for ten years,” she says. Maybe this means there’s hope for us all?  [Photo: Harper's Bazaar UK via Huffington Post]

Amber Rose is known for two things: struttin’ as Kanye West’s main squeeze and squeezin’ her curves into ultra-revealing and often-eccentric ensembles. The 27-year-old bombshell’s go-to outfit is an unforgiving unitard, but we’ve got to hand it to her, she’s got the body for it. Her feminine physique has always paid the bills; formerly an exotic dancer, she signed with Ford Models last July and starred in a Louis Vuitton ad for West’s line of sneakers. Always rockin’ her trademark bleached buzz, Rose is no shrinking violet on the fashion scene. Check out her Top 30 Hottest Outfits Ever. [Photos: Getty Images]

1. Nearly Nude

2. Snake in the Grass

3. When Curves Collide

4. Phallic Knight

5. Blinding Beauty

6. Night of the Living Latex

7. Ruby Wonder 

8. Shady Lady

9. Vegas Vixen 

10. Fur-get About It

11. Denim Duo

12. Fresh Princess

13. Sweatin’ It Out

14. Keep It Coral

15. Va Va Velvet

16. Snow Leopard Massacre

17. From Danny Zuko’s Closet

18. Mo-hawt

19. Street Casual

20. Champagne Shimmer

21. Gun Metal and Lace

22. Gold-Plated Goddess

23. Head-to-Toe Glam

24. Furry Fanny Pack

25. Hot Pink Pumps

26. Just Gym Buddies

27. Tied Up and Pushed Up

28. Backless Black

29. Vested Smoker

30. Belly Out and Bespectacled

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