Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning have good news for the citizens of America: The days of no talent attention whores running the entertainment world with their DUIs and vag flashes are over. The stunning actresses - who possess both talent and brains! - walked the red carpet together at the Runaways premiere, exhibiting the kind of hotness normally only found in movies where the nerd girl gets made over into beauty queen as part of some sort of dare.

But their shield of PG-13 sexiness could do nothing to prevent cloud of crazy Kirstie Alley from raining on their parade. The soon-to-be reality star and all around crazy lady showed up in clothes borrowed from a high school English Lit teacher. For the love of Xenu, why the hell was she there?

While both Kristen and Dakota looked drop-dead, each young starlet certainly has their own style. KStew went for a leggy glam rock look, while Dakota was shimmery n’ sweet. Whose look do you prefer?

For more of the Runaways red carpet, check out the gallery below.  [Photos: GettyImages]

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Thanks to dramatic displays of decolletage, Christina Hendricks and Hilary Swank made big impressions at the Elton John AIDS Foundation and Vanity Fair after parties, respectively. Both bashes were booming with celebs, with some surprise revelers—folks like Heidi Klum, Apolo Ohno and The Jonas Brothers—hopping between the two. See shots from the shindigs below and let us know which woman looked more striking in our TheFABLife poll.

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When we first saw the photos of Jessica Alba arriving with hubby Cash Warren to last night’s Global Green USA Pre-Oscar party, we felt both confusion and déjà vu. Confusion as to why nominated-for-nothing-but-a-Razzie Alba was at an Oscar-associated event, and déjà vu in regards to her cute, but familiar, ensemble.

After a minute of racking our mental red carpet archives, we recalled that Avatar’s Zoe Saldana wore a very similar, though not identical, dress to the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards two months ago. Both actresses looked gorgeous in their respective draped cream dresses tied together with a black belt, but who looked hotter? 

What don’t Reese Witherspoon and Renee Zellweger have in common? Both are currently unattached, exceptionally skinny blonde actresses with broken marriages, countless romantic comedies and an Oscar each to their names, and both showed up in slim mini-dresses to the Vogue party for Vera Wang’s new store in LA Tuesday. If it wasn’t for Reese’s kids and Renee’s workout pants, we’d think they were the same person. Similarly slim stars like Mila Kunis, Rachel Zoe and Nicky Hilton also attended the event, but—with all respect to Wang herself—everyone knew who the big stars were last night. So who’s looking hotter? Check out the gallery and let us know in our TheFABLife poll.

The fashion at the world premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland was just as dark as his gothic interpretation of Lewis Carroll’s classic tale. Aussie newcomer Mia Wasikowska (Alice) held her own alongside silver screen veterans Anne Hathaway (The White Queen) and Burton’s wife Helena Bonham Carter (The Red Queen). Wasikowska wore an open-backed laced gown, Hathaway sex’d it up in a slinky bronze dress, and Bonham Carter donned an expectedly kooky ensemble. Which Wonderland star looked the most glamorous? [Photo: Getty Images]

More shots of Burton’s darlings below, as well as Johnny Depp, Avril Lavigne, and models Lily Cole and Daisy Lowe.

Rom-com fluff fest Valentine’s Day made its British debut today, with much less of a turnout than Hollywood’s star-packed premiere earlier this week. Jessica Alba and co-star Ashton Kutcher hopped the pond, along with Emma Roberts and Demi Moore.

Alba’s been in a red carpet rut lately, and her streak continued in foggy Londontown with some atrocious footwear. We hate the peep-toe, laced-up, bright blue booties. Their clunkiness paired with the opaque black tights makes her ensemble unbalanced and overpowers the otherwise cute, playful dress. We’re wishing she had gone with some understated round-toe pumps. What are your thoughts on Alba’s clodhoppers? [Photo: Getty Images]

While Valentine’s Day looks like little more than a well-timed fluffy date movie, its cast is nothing short of all-star. Leading ladies Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba were amidst last night’s star-studded premiere in Hollywood. Though all four actresses have a hard time looking less-than-gorgeous, their red carpet garb was hit-and-miss. While Hathaway dazzled in a mini blue number, the other ladies left us bored and/or horrified. Poor J-Biel evoked candy cane dreams in her frilly disaster of a dress. Alba looked okay from the shoulders down, but her mop was in dire need of a blowout. Jen Garner’s body was bangin’ in a form-fitting strapless frock, but she could’ve chosen something less snooze-inducing. Whose Valentine look do you love?

More pics from the premiere below, including Julia Roberts with niece Emma, Bradley Cooper, Taylor Lautner, and Demi Moore with Ashton Kutcher. [Photos: Getty Images]

Kanye West and girlfriend Amber Rose have been gallivanting all over Paris Fashion Week in some atrocious ensembles. At yesterday’s Louis Vuitton show, “Kamber” matched in full-length fur coats. Hundreds of skinned little animals aside, it’s tactless to wear something the cost of a car in these economic times.

Today at the Yves Saint-Laurent show, the pair didn’t do much better on the fashion front. Amber Rose wore the most pointless dress of all time, a shredded mess over a nude leotard that left little to the imagination. Kanye accompanied her in leather pants and studded slippers. You tell us - which day was worse for the buzz cut duo? [Photos: Getty Images]

Obviously certain people are bound to have the same exact taste in clothes sometimes but the real issue occurs when A) two people show up to the same event in said outfit or B) the clothing in question is fugly. And then there’s option C), the extra-unfortunate “All of the above.”

Actresses Deja Kreutzberg (you may have forgotten her from such films as Sorority Row) and Taylor Spreitler (from “Days Of Our Lives”) both showed up to the Extraordinary Measures premiere, perhaps hoping to wow the photographers and Harrison Ford with a short and springy frock. Unfortunately for them, the bubble-skirted blue-green number stuck out like a wrinkled, satiny thumb, something no stylist would dare put on a client. The blue sash lends a bit of pageantry to the mix too; we half expected to see the actresses home states printed across their bodies. We hate ourselves for writing this, but it’s like someone’s Taylor had Deja vu. Right? Guys?

For some of the better looks from the Extraordinary Measures premiere, check out our gallery. [Photos: Getty Images]

Anyone who says you can’t be both funny and pretty clearly hasn’t seen the red carpet at tonight’s Critic’s Choice Movie Awards. This might be one of the only times we’ve ever seen award presenter Sarah Silverman not in a sport jersey, and girlfriend cleans up nice! Compare that to fellow funny lady Amy Poehler, who’s looking extra glam in shiny blue sequins and and a gorgeous old Hollywood hairstyle. We love that Amy’s dress makes her blue eyes pop, but at the same time, it’s nice to see Sarah getting dolled up at all. Whose look takes the cake?