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Elizabeth Hurley reaffirmed her lack of modesty at last night’s Love Ball, wearing a sheer sari that only hid one of her nipples from the countless cameras. The outrageous affair, part of London’s Fashion Week, hit an absurd peak when a fire alarm forced the attendees—including Kate Moss and Leona Lewis—to stand outside for an hour and a half. Though the dry ice machines were blamed for the scare, we can’t help but wonder if someone just wanted to make Liz stand out in the cold. Enjoy the festivities through the gallery below.

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Today our great country was kind enough to ship two of our nuttiest celebrities - Lady Gaga and Courtney Love - across the pond to join the bizarre fashion parade led by Lily Allen and Leona Lewis at the Brit Awards. Wearing what we hope is a wig, Allen looked matronly donning a dickey made of fabric that’d be better suited for a sofa. Lewis was out-of-her-league edgy in a slick silver number with an artsy, oversized shoulder. A vacant-eyed Courtney Love roamed the red carpet in what would have been a pretty dress, had she not paired it with part of a dress shirt embroidered with nude women, and crafty floral necklace. Sigh.

Not to be outdone, Gaga honored deceased designer and friend Alexander McQueen in a triple-tiered white gown, complete with a Marie Antoinette-inspired updo. In the last couple days, Gaga reportedly revamped her entire Brit Awards performance to pay tribute to McQueen with more somber, slow versions of her songs.  [Photos: Getty Images]

More shots from the Brit Awards below.

Actress and model Bai Ling’s fashion choices are no less insane than her repeated statements that she hails from the moon and her grandmother still resides there in her childhood home. Known more for her barely-there, attention-grabbing ensembles than her acting work, 43-year-old Ling has become a mainstay on Hollywood’s worst-dressed lists.

We’ve rounded up 30 of Ling’s most out-there outfits, donned on every red carpet from the Grammys to charity fundraisers. Her crazy accommodates all occasions. [Photos: Getty Images and Splash News Online]

1. Neon Nightmare

2. Murder on Sesame Street

3. Bow on the Bottom

4. Leopard and Lace

5. Buttoned-Up and Bizarre

6. Swimsuit with Saddlebags

7. Nipples A’blazin’

8. 24K of Crazy

9. Sequins N’ Suede

10. Pouting in Polka Dots

11. Bai and the Beast

12. Tutu Catastrophe

13. Airport Casual

14. Earless and Bedazzled

15. Out of Control in Overalls

16. Orange You Going To Fix Your Bangs?

17. World’s Skankiest Turtleneck

18. Cutoffs and Kittens

19. Kimono Kerchief

20. Cuckoo For Coral

21. Head-to-Toe Horror

22. Glitter, Sequins, and Fur - Oh My!

23. Floral Fright

24. Hollywood Safari

25. Scaring The Homeless

26. Mini Menswear

27. S&M in the Shower

28. Walk the Plank in Platforms

29. Oops, Bai Did It Again

30. Run, Kitty, Run!

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Lady Gaga isn’t the only fashion-forward pop singer and don’t you forget it! Rihanna took the stage at last night’s Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in an outfit that split the difference between lingerie and shoulder-padded bodysuit, tastefully accessorized with goggles and a sword. Click here to watch her sing “Russian Roulette” and other hits at last night’s concert, as well as performances by Justin Bieber and Timbaland.

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Amber Rose is known for two things: struttin’ as Kanye West’s main squeeze and squeezin’ her curves into ultra-revealing and often-eccentric ensembles. The 27-year-old bombshell’s go-to outfit is an unforgiving unitard, but we’ve got to hand it to her, she’s got the body for it. Her feminine physique has always paid the bills; formerly an exotic dancer, she signed with Ford Models last July and starred in a Louis Vuitton ad for West’s line of sneakers. Always rockin’ her trademark bleached buzz, Rose is no shrinking violet on the fashion scene. Check out her Top 30 Hottest Outfits Ever. [Photos: Getty Images]

1. Nearly Nude

2. Snake in the Grass

3. When Curves Collide

4. Phallic Knight

5. Blinding Beauty

6. Night of the Living Latex

7. Ruby Wonder 

8. Shady Lady

9. Vegas Vixen 

10. Fur-get About It

11. Denim Duo

12. Fresh Princess

13. Sweatin’ It Out

14. Keep It Coral

15. Va Va Velvet

16. Snow Leopard Massacre

17. From Danny Zuko’s Closet

18. Mo-hawt

19. Street Casual

20. Champagne Shimmer

21. Gun Metal and Lace

22. Gold-Plated Goddess

23. Head-to-Toe Glam

24. Furry Fanny Pack

25. Hot Pink Pumps

26. Just Gym Buddies

27. Tied Up and Pushed Up

28. Backless Black

29. Vested Smoker

30. Belly Out and Bespectacled

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What a difference a year makes. Last year, Clive Davis‘ annual pre-Grammy bash was Rihanna’s prelude to a horrific night of domestic violence with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. It has since been a year of ups and downs for the stunning pop star, but thankfully she has emerged a stronger woman, and we can now shamelessly shred her fashion choices. So let’s get to it.

Though it’s impossible for RiRi’s face to look anything but gorgeous, it was hidden behind that veil of aqua tulle! The monstrously starched sleeve resembled a sea sponge and completely distracted from her natural beauty. We’re hoping she opts for something more simplistic and flattering at tonight’s main event.

Despite her questionable ensemble, Rihanna seemed to have a good time at the party sharing laughs with pal Katy Perry and her fiance Russell Brand. She also hung out with Usher, Fergie, and Taylor Swift, and Ciara, who hilariously coordinated in an equally-oversized outfit. [Photo: Getty Images]

MTV’s “Jersey Shore” graciously exposed a tanned pocket of America that we quickly came to love. It’s a glorious world filled with “gorillas,” “Guidettes,” “poundin’,” and “poofs.” Perhaps the creators of the complex Seaside lexicon can tell us what to call the disaster happening south of cast member JWoww’s waist. We’re flailing in an uneasy place somewhere between “shants,” “capri pants,” and “pedal pushers.” We won’t even discuss the gaping holes (but seriously - those holes!).

If you’re not running out to find yourself a pair of “tall girl ankle jeans,” maybe you’d like one of JWoww’s “sophisticated” (she said it, not us) boob hammocks. Silicon not included. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Bai Ling really hates the paparazzi and confused stares, so she threw on this snoozefest ensemble for her flight out of LAX today. We probably would have added a splash of color– just sayin’.  [Photo: Getty Images]

In hideous fashion news, Fergie and Rihanna attended the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes over the weekend in downright mind-boggling ensembles. Both went for a high-glitz look sans fabric on their backs. It’s not the backless thing that bothers us; they both have great bodies. What bothers us is everything else about their outfits. Between the wacky fabric combinations, clashing textures, and over-shimmered skin, we’re wondering if they lost their minds on the flight over. [Photos: Getty Images]

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